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10 Rubbish Christmas Cracker Jokes!

10 Rubbish Christmas Cracker Jokes!

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Merry Christmas from all of us here at JobsFactor!


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Here's a little bit of JobsFactor Fun to get your nearest and dearest Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree, stop it being a Blue Christmas and keep them all laughing at the table this year!


Check out our Top 10 Rubbish Cracker Jokes and keep smiling these holidays!


What do snowmen have for breakfast?


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What does Miley Cyrus have for her Christmas dinner?


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Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting?

Because they always drop their needles!

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Why did nobody bid for Rudolf and Prancer on eBay?

Because they were two deer!

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What is the best Christmas present?

A broken drum, you can't beat it! 

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What happened to Santa on Tinder?

He pulled a cracker!

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What kind of music do elves listen to?


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How does Darth Vader like his Christmas Turkey?

On the Dark Side!

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How do snowmen get around?

By riding an icycle!

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Who's Santa's favourite singer?

Elfis Prestley!

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Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year from us all here at JobsFactor!


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